Fictional Fans

Does anyone have recommendations for fanfic for a hot summer day? You know, heat wave, no ACs, everything's sticky and gross, it's too hot to do anything except sit on the porch with a lemonade, let me check you for ticks, nobody can wear shirts in this, skinnydipping in the crick just to cool down, we've been having waking fever dreams for days, it's too humid to want to touch another human being except maybe you do, fic?